Mille Lacs Marine 1/4 Mile South of Lake Mille Lacs
320-532-7100 Fax 320-532-7102
38627 US Hwy 169
Onamia, MN 56359.
Your Most Complete Marine Service Center In The Mille Lacs Lake Area
WE DO IT ALL!!!
Electronics Rigging Graphs & Trolling Motors
Engine Repair & Maintenance
Winterizing
Indoor/Outdoor Storage.
Shrinkwrap.
We work directly with your Insurance Company!
Props & Skags
Fiberglass & Gel Coat
Kicker Motors & Kicker Plates
Buff & Wax
Detailing & Acid Wash
We Sell, Install & Service Minn Kota Trolling motors
We Sell & Install Humminbird GPS & Side Imaging & Sonar
Before
After
Gel Coat, Fiberglass & Metal Flake Repair
We Sell, Service & Install
Dock Rite Lifts & Docks
Consignment
Full Service Engine & Lower Unit Repair & Maintenance
We Sell & Install Hamby's Beaching Bumpers.
UHaul
Mille Lacs Marine
320-532-5656
A man was surf fishing along the beach when he found a bottle. He looked around but didn't see anyone so he opened it
A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you any wish, but I can only grant one."
The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii and fish along the beautiful beaches of Hawaii. I've never been able to go because I cannot fly. Airplanes are much too frightening for me. On a boat, I see all that water and I become very claustrophobic. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and finally said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Consider all the piling needed to hold up a highway and how deep they would have to go to reach the bottom of the ocean. Imagine all the pavement needed. No, that really is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a few minutes and then told the genie, "There is one other thing I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, when they want attention, when they don't. Basically, what makes them tick."
The genie thought for a while and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
